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Father : I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son : I will choose my own bride!
Father: But the girl is Bill Gates' daughter.

Son : Well, in that case… OK

Next Father approaches Bill Gates.
 

Father: I have a husband for your daughter.
Bill Gates: But my daughter is too young to marry!
Father: But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Ah, in that case… OK

Finally Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
 

Father: I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.

President: But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!

Father: But this young man is Bill Gates' son-in-law.

President: Ah, in that case… OK


This is how good business is done.